So I was browsing through the online Monash Marketplace and see what students were advertising to sell. Sometimes you find some cool things, like I got my record player from a dude who posted an ad.

Anyways, so today, guess what I found.

ENDING LIFE SALE.
discontinuing with my life, due to emotional problems everything i own will sell for 50% of original price. looking for good life insurance as well.

How peculiar! Wonder what she is going to do with the money from the sale considering she is going to do what she says is doing: killing herself. I refer to the poster of the ad as female because she is. I won't reveal the name on this blog. With a name like that I would take my life too. Omg it's just too good to keep it from you! But I won't because it's not nice. She is named after a breed of bird - a funny one... a colloquial term you'd use for a bird with a long name and are quite popular household pets. Oh I've said too much!

I'm not the one to point and laugh at other people's misfortune or miseries... it may as well be some kind of sick joke because it's so lame and rather unconvincing. And besides, what can I do, the contact details this person left was "death@student.monash.edu.au", like yeah right missy! Can you get any more funnier? But whatever the intentions, I gotta say, it just makes all the other ads about bookshelves and study desks so much less entertaining.