Well she's a tongue twisting storm,
she will come to the show tonight...

I'm so PISSED off right at this moment. Fucking BOWIENET. All they care about is their Americans and Europeans. When the tour comes to Australia - its like "Oh have you got the setlist yet?", "Oh look at you lot, you are so far away! We can't travel that far! We don't have money! But we go around the whole of Europe and USA and JAPAN!"

When David appears on Conan, Letterman, Carson Daly or like even the Today Show on NBC, Bowienet has its claws out trying to get tickets for the Bowienetters (let me remind you, the AMERICAN Bowienetters).

When David is in fucking NUNAWADING with Rove and all of us Melbourners are gathering together like a pack of hungry birds pecking just the fingers (fingers! Not eyes!) of Bowienet to help get us in, we get brushed away like DUST. That's right. DUST. You know what it feels like to be treated like a speck of dust?!

I'll be making my complaints and attempts at yelling with my fists flying in all directions official if I don't hear from Bnet by 5pm. And I shall use the infamous Bnet word: FUCKTARD.